Why you'd want these, I don't know, but here's lots of pictures of me. They come from all over, and I have them up so that people can come here and find useful images to explain to people who the hell I am. Not that these are going to help in the long run.
| PICTURE | SIZE | DESCRIPTION |
| 1983.jpg | 152146 | A sad, miserable Jason sits on his mom's front stoop in Brewster, NY, plotting the easiest and most painless way out of that hell of a town. (Escape is accomplished later that year, by moving in with the father.) |
| 501jeans.ornot.jpg | 132479 | While repairing his car for the upcoming 1998 Checker Meet, Jason poses for a second, clad without a shirt, a situation that is obviously quite rare. Dignity is lost. |
| dammed.jpg | 160501 | Bright, Chipper Jason pauses in front of Niagara Dam, Niagara Falls, Ontario. |
| delight.jpg | 50494 | Giddy before 11-hour drive home, Jason takes picture of self with girlfriend. Note classy restaurant in background. |
| hotstuff.jpg | 119122 | Jason has picture taken in front of Red Devil Restaurant, Etobicoke, Ontario. |
| snuhsket.jpg | 90719 | Jason and his friend Jim stick themselves into the world's brightest photobooth, stick in a dollar, and get the hell surprised out of them. (They didn't know beforehand it was the World's Brightest Photo Booth). |
| summertime.jpg | 132283 | At peace with world, Jason allows picture of highly reflective neck. |
| thedarkone.jpg | 226176 | TinyTIM Halloween Party, Jason pauses a moment before taking his next victim. |
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